New drink order

* is looking for a fire-breathing emoticon *



I love that drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*nods and sloshes about a quarter of the drink into the gutter where it is swiftly slurped up by nearby thirsty midgets. He replaces the missing drink with a heathy dose of scotch and a few tequila worms*

Wow, now that's an extra SWEET drink if I ever tasted one...

Punch it up while sweetening a tad less, please. However I am charmed by the SWEET impact of that drink!

*considers. He takes out a large punch bowl of sticky red syrup. Grenadine. He pours in some margarita, vodka, and tonic. He adds a bag of sugar, and a bottle of Improbable-Cola.*

Anyone think I made it a little too SWEET? Or maybe it needs somthing....

Dear Bartender,

I have a new order for you: design a drink that would make the energizer bunny look like a wet trout. The drink will either be called Yrk++ or the 100 super special

Amaze us with your endless creativity!!!