Really Long Battle Rounds

11 actions in one round of battle. Anyone got longer?

You are engulfed in Improbably Burny Fire but, miraculously, take no damage. How very Improbable.
Your enemy beats at the flames, but it's still on fire! 8 damage has been done in this round!
You pull the pin on your grenade and toss it at The Improbability Drive!
The grenade explodes close enough to The Improbability Drive to do 47 damage!
The Improbability Drive is morbidly fixated on the grinning skull of your Zombie Donkey, and cannot attack nor defend as effectively!
Your weapon hums to life as you swing it at The Improbability Drive!
Your Nicotine Buzz helps you to fight. Smoking is cool!
You strike The Improbability Drive directly on a vital pressure point, causing serious damage!
You execute a DOUBLE power move!!!
You hit The Improbability Drive for 172 points of damage!
You feel a shock course through your weapon as it heals you for 12!
End of Round:
The Improbability Drive's Hitpoints (Level 18): DEFEATED
YOUR Hitpoints: 160

The Improbability Drive's Hitpoints (Level 18): 389
YOUR Hitpoints: 304
Your enemy beats at the flames, but it's still on fire! 10 damage has been done in this round!
You pull the pin on your grenade and toss it at The Improbability Drive!
The grenade explodes close enough to The Improbability Drive to do 70 damage!
The Improbability Drive is morbidly fixated on the grinning skull of your Zombie Donkey, and cannot attack nor defend as effectively!
The Improbability Drive can't stand the smell of your Monster Repellent Spray, and doesn't want to get too close!
You're getting tired...
The Improbability Drive is blinded, deafened and thoroughly confused, and flails wildly while you pummel it!
You execute a power move!!!
You hit The Improbability Drive for 125 points of damage!
You hit The Improbability Drive for 41 points of damage!
The Improbability Drive hits you for 17 points of damage!
The Improbability Drive tries to hit you but you RIPOSTE for 15 points of damage!
You feel yourself coming down from your Midget Rage.
End of Round:
The Improbability Drive's Hitpoints (Level 18): 128
YOUR Hitpoints: 287

13 rounds?

I know I've had some ridiculous ones, but I don't think on par with 13.

If only you had used Standstill, that's a good 5-8 lines

You have encountered The Improbability Drive which lunges at you with Crackling Arcs of Improbability!

The Improbability Drive's Hitpoints (Level 18): 308
YOUR Hitpoints: 171
The Grandchildren of Budget Horse, released from their reigns, rush foward to attack your enemy!
A Grandchild of Budget Horse bites The Improbability Drive for 3 damage!
A Grandchild of Budget Horse bites The Improbability Drive for 2 damage!
A Grandchild of Budget Horse bites The Improbability Drive for 4 damage!
A Grandchild of Budget Horse bites The Improbability Drive for 5 damage!
A Grandchild of Budget Horse bites The Improbability Drive for 3 damage!
A Grandchild of Budget Horse bites The Improbability Drive for 3 damage!
Your enemy beats at the flames, but it's still on fire! 7 damage has been done in this round!
You discharge half of your Tesla Frame's power!
Your Clan's Aura strengthens you!
Your weapon hums to life as you swing it at The Improbability Drive!
Your Nicotine Buzz helps you to fight. Smoking is cool!
The Improbability Drive can't stand the smell of your Monster Repellent Spray, and doesn't want to get too close!
The Improbability Drive is blinded, deafened and thoroughly confused, and flails wildly while you pummel it!
With a sound like a thousand people clapping once in perfect time, blue flashes of electricity arc all over your body!
You try to hit The Improbability Drive but are RIPOSTED for 2 points of damage!
Crackling electricity surges into The Improbability Drive causing 10 points of damage!
XeNoMoRpH XaNe watches over you
The Improbability Drive tries to hit you but MISSES!
The Improbability Drive feels some coherence return, and lunges at you!
End of Round:
The Improbability Drive's Hitpoints (Level 18): 271
YOUR Hitpoints: 169

someone should combine the grandchildren of budgethorse with the standstill, just for the bragging rights..

this was an awesome DK round!

The Improbability Drive!
~ ~ ~ Fight ~ ~ ~
185 XeNoMoRpH XaNe
226 The Improbability Drive

You have encountered The Improbability Drive which lunges at you with Crackling Arcs of Improbability!

The Improbability Drive's Hitpoints (Level 18): 519
YOUR Hitpoints: 185
You stop, meditate for a moment, and open your eyes. The Improbability Drive is running towards you, so slowly that it's like your foe is running through oil. You smile, and launch attack after attack while time is slowed down.
You take advantage of your speeded-up state to attack The Improbability Drive again, causing a further 19 damage!
You take advantage of your speeded-up state to attack The Improbability Drive again, causing a further 22 damage!
You take advantage of your speeded-up state to attack The Improbability Drive again, causing a further 24 damage!
You take advantage of your speeded-up state to attack The Improbability Drive again, causing a further 21 damage!
You take advantage of your speeded-up state to attack The Improbability Drive again, causing a further 36 damage!
You take advantage of your speeded-up state to attack The Improbability Drive again, causing a further 32 damage!
You take advantage of your speeded-up state to attack The Improbability Drive again, causing a further 24 damage!
You take advantage of your speeded-up state to attack The Improbability Drive again, causing a further 32 damage!
You take advantage of your speeded-up state to attack The Improbability Drive again, causing a further 28 damage!
The Improbability Drive is morbidly fixated on the grinning skull of your Zombie Donkey, and cannot attack nor defend as effectively!
Your Clan's Aura strengthens you!
The Improbability Drive can't stand the smell of your Monster Repellent Spray, and doesn't want to get too close!
The Improbability Drive is blinded, deafened and thoroughly confused, and flails wildly while you pummel it!
You hit The Improbability Drive for 34 points of damage!
You hit The Improbability Drive for 15 points of damage!
The Mimsy Borogrove Duskrunner watches over you
The Improbability Drive tries to hit you but you RIPOSTE for 6 points of damage!
Your concentration fades; The Improbability Drive seems to speed up again, and lunges at you.
End of Round:
The Improbability Drive's Hitpoints (Level 18): 226
YOUR Hitpoints: 185

This isn't really that long, per say, but this is the first time I've used an improbability bomb and I thought it was funny:

The Improbability Drive's Hitpoints (Level 18): 479
YOUR Hitpoints: 131
Your Clan Aura allows you to regenerate 7 damage!
You are engulfed in Improbably Burny Fire and take 18 damage.
You light the fuse on the Improbability Bomb and toss it towards your opponent.
The bomb uncurls, revealing a little Purple Monster!
The Purple Monster leaps towards The Improbability Drive and bites down hard for 41 damage!
The Improbability Drive is morbidly fixated on the grinning skull of your Zombie Donkey, and cannot attack nor defend as effectively!
Your Clan's Aura strengthens you!
The Improbability Drive is blinded, deafened and thoroughly confused, and flails wildly while you pummel it!
You hit The Improbability Drive for 6 points of damage!
Your Clan Aura allows you to absorb 1 of the damage you dealt to The Improbability Drive!
Your weapon scares your foe so much that it refuses to get close enough to attack properly!
The Improbability Drive tries to hit you but you RIPOSTE for 7 points of damage!
Your Clan Aura allows you to absorb 1 of the damage you dealt to The Improbability Drive!
End of Round:
The Improbability Drive's Hitpoints (Level 18): 425
YOUR Hitpoints: 122

The Improbability Drive's Hitpoints (Level 18): 570
YOUR Hitpoints: 372
You light the fuse on the Improbability Bomb and toss it towards your opponent.
The bomb begins to roll around the theater of combat, bouncing off rocks like a pinball - and firing out showers of white-hot sparks!
A glowing spark leaps onto The Improbability Drive, burning it for 1 points!
A glowing spark leaps onto The Improbability Drive, burning it for 5 points!
A glowing spark leaps onto The Improbability Drive, burning it for 5 points!
A glowing spark leaps onto The Improbability Drive, burning it for 1 points!
A glowing spark leaps onto The Improbability Drive, burning it for 5 points!
A glowing spark leaps onto The Improbability Drive, burning it for 1 points!
A white-hot spark attaches to you, burning you for 2 points!
A white-hot spark attaches to you, burning you for 5 points!
A white-hot spark attaches to you, burning you for 4 points!
A white-hot spark attaches to you, burning you for 3 points!
A white-hot spark attaches to you, burning you for 3 points!
A white-hot spark attaches to you, burning you for 4 points!
A white-hot spark attaches to you, burning you for 5 points!
The Improbability Drive is morbidly fixated on the grinning skull of your Zombie Donkey, and cannot attack nor defend as effectively!
The Improbability Drive can't stand the smell of your Monster Repellent Spray, and doesn't want to get too close!
You try to hit The Improbability Drive but are RIPOSTED for 15 points of damage!
The Improbability Drive hits you for 17 points of damage!
The Improbability Drive hits you for 50 points of damage!
The force of the blow sends you reeling, and knocks 835 Stamina points out of you!
End of Round:
The Improbability Drive's Hitpoints (Level 18): 552
YOUR Hitpoints: 264

Thought i could post this here:


The Improbability Drive's Hitpoints (Level 18): 362
YOUR Hitpoints: 138
Your enemy beats at the flames, but it's still on fire! 14 damage has been done in this round!
You light the fuse on the Improbability Bomb and toss it towards your opponent.
The bomb begins to roll around the theater of combat, bouncing off rocks like a pinball - and firing out showers of white-hot sparks!
A glowing spark leaps onto The Improbability Drive, burning it for 1 points!
A glowing spark leaps onto The Improbability Drive, burning it for 1 points!
A glowing spark leaps onto The Improbability Drive, burning it for 3 points!
A glowing spark leaps onto The Improbability Drive, burning it for 1 points!
A glowing spark leaps onto The Improbability Drive, burning it for 5 points!
A glowing spark leaps onto The Improbability Drive, burning it for 3 points!
A white-hot spark attaches to you, burning you for 2 points!
A white-hot spark attaches to you, burning you for 4 points!
A white-hot spark attaches to you, burning you for 3 points!
A white-hot spark attaches to you, burning you for 4 points!
A white-hot spark attaches to you, burning you for 2 points!
A white-hot spark attaches to you, burning you for 2 points!
A white-hot spark attaches to you, burning you for 4 points!
A white-hot spark attaches to you, burning you for 2 points!
The Improbability Drive can't stand the smell of your Monster Repellent Spray, and doesn't want to get too close!
The Improbability Drive is blinded, deafened and thoroughly confused, and flails wildly while you pummel it!
You execute a power move!!!
You hit The Improbability Drive for 110 points of damage!
The Improbability Drive really, really doesn't want to get too close to your Zombie Donkey!
The Improbability Drive hits you for 5 points of damage!
End of Round:
The Improbability Drive's Hitpoints (Level 18): 224
YOUR Hitpoints: 110